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Player Information
*Name/Alias: Goa
*Your Journal: Edaioga
*Age: 26
*Contact Information: edaigoa@plurk
*Characters already in the game: IDW!Optimus Prime, Sari Sumdac
Character Information
*Character Name: Decepticon Medic Glit (As a Obscure Canon Character, considering his canon exists somewhere on the dregs of the internet...you just can't FIND IT.)
*Character Canon: Transformers: G1 Kiss Players (aka The Abomination; the Dregs of Fandom; and Even Japan Thinks It's Creepy)
*Age: Adult
*Race: Cybertronian; specifically, the 'Cassette-cat' subclass.
*Timeline/Pull Point:This canon is a messsss. After the formation of the "Kiss Player's" singing group and the first appearance of the Spark Bots. G1 Timeline wise, this takes place after the G1 Movie and before season three in a massive, timeline-twisting 50 Xanatos Pileup.
*History:
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28fiction%29
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Glit
http://www.toyvey.com/kisskiss/characters/glit.html
http://www.soundwavesoblivion.com/techspecs/techskissplay.html
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers:_Kiss_Players_%28radio_drama%29
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/10_Volume
SO YEAH basically after Transformers the Movie (G1 1986 edition) apparently there was this whole other sub-timeline that took place after Unicron was defeated and before season three and Galvatron's return. It seems that after Galvatron was flung out into space, instead of landing on Thrull immediately, he crash-landed on Earth, completely thrashing Tokyo in the process.
Surprise?
Besides raining down destruction from the sky, the impact caused his Unicron-infected...robo-cells...to be flung out into Earth's atmosphere. They are apparently quite infectious, be it for animals or cars or whatever, because these cells were capable of turning these normal beings or objects into the infamous Legionaka Megatron with phallus tongues everyone knows about.
The fallout from a devastated Tokyo and crazy hentai Legion things running around eating girls was pretty immense, as you might expect. The Earth Defense Command turned against their Autobot partners in favor of defending humans alone.
By 2006, Transformers - Autobot and Decepticon alike - were booted off earth by the EDC, and kept off, thanks to a anti-electron field surrounding the entire planet. Not that that took care of the Legion problem.
Then there was the little fact that any person infected by the cells gained the ability to fuse/meld with any other being containing the same infected cells.
...By kissing it of course.
These girls (and only girls are mentioned) were used to battle the Legion by joining with their own EDC-engineered Transformers, 'Autoroopers'. ...And then Optimus Prime comes back from the dead.
This leads to the terrible, horrible adventures of Atari Hitotonari , Marissa Faireborn, and Shaoshao Li kissing robots and getting covered in robo-goo (why is there such a thing???) and looking terribly, horribly younger than they are actually supposed to be as they fight the Legion. Optimus gains a new (alternator's!) body, as does Hot Rod (he's there too!), only to die again (of course) when all the Unicron-tainted cells must be brought together again to rid the world of the threat of thehentai tongues Legion...just in time for season three?
This is where Kiss Players Position comes in. To regain some of the (very, very) soured good will between humans and transformers, Ultra Magnus decides to...create a Cybertronian singing group! Autobots Roseanna and Sundor, and Decepticon Medic Glit have conveniently been waiting on space station Nana, harassing Teletran 10 and 15 since before the anti-electron field came down. (Mostly, Glit has been getting quite drunk.) Ultra Magnus orders them to come to earth to sing their little cassette sparks out! (Why singing? WHO KNOWS.) They are joined by Atari, Marissa, and Shaoshao to form the Kiss Players singing sensation!
...Glit requires bribery in the form of being copiously drunk on energon wine to participate in this tomfoolery. But perform they do, starting off on a world tour for the sake of human-Cybertronian relations!
Eventually, before they can all become the weirdest contestants ever on The Next Cybertronian Idol, the girls are kidnapped away for a jaunt through time and space to gather up the fragments ofthe Allspark Unicron himself!
...Wow. What happened to all the gross kissing again?
Not that Glit knows this, as that is the point he will be pulled from.
Before all this, Glit was a Decepticon Medic. The Decepticon medic, apparently. Good enough that Megatron was forced to spare him for healing Autobot soldiers on the battlefield, due to his own men protesting the cassette's punishment. Apparently, he is something of an equal-opportunity medic, repairing everyone he can get his dirty little paws on.
Somehow (probably through copious amounts of owed favors) Glit survived the long-lasting Decepticon-Autobot conflict, and fell in with Ultra Magnus' crew after the defeat of Megatron and Galvatron.
And what was his reward? SINGING KISS PLAYERS.
*Personality: Glit is as stubborn as his cat-like design might imply...and that is about the extent of his similarities to a feline, or at least as far as the more aggressive traits go. His primary function and motivation is healing, rather than warfare or infiltration, unlike others who share his design. He is stubborn enough remain true to this primary function despite millennia of warfare and destruction, healing everyone he comes across with equal care...even if they are the opposite faction.
Surprise, Glit isn't an Autobot - he is a Decepticon, one with enough of a soft streak that he doesn't even carry any weaponry. He is a healer. Everything on him is made for healing. So he won't kill anyone. No, not even for self-defense.
But while his healing methods can include a healthy dose of insults and foul language, if they won't sit down, shut up, and let him work...he doesn't have a truly aggressive strut in his body. But he is a Decepticon, and one who remains loyal to the cause even after Megatron threatened to have his forelimbs cut off for the treachery of healing an Autobot commander. He may be a noble medic willing to help anyone - but he still has to look out for himself. And the Decepticons seemed like they would be the winning team.
After all, you can't heal anyone if you're dead.
Of course, this conflict of morals is probably why he's such a boozehound cat in the first place. The Decepticons have done some terrible things, and you can't heal everyone...
*Powers/Abilities: First and foremost, Glit is a medic. But not just any medic - the best Decepticon surgeon in his universe of origin. He has the skills to treat any number of battlefield injuries; supposedly, allowing him on the field will ensure no one dies on either side because he'll try to heal everyone. And somehow succeed.
His olfactory senses are through the roof, capable of catching the scent of spilt energon for search and rescue of wounded; his optics and audials are equally attuned to the signatures of an injured Cybertronian.
He is fairly swift and agile on all four paws, but he is still only medial range in speed.
He transforms- not into even your usual cassette, but a head-cleaning cassette. While it is not visually impressive, this allows him to do maintenance and check-ups on whatever carrier is hosting him at the time, assisting his fellow cassettes.
Also, he can apparently sing. Especially when pissed on energon wine.
Dear god this continuity.
*Inventory: A full allotment of medical supplies; his hip-mounted 'rockets' are actually carrying cases for his tools and supplies. He is armed with laser scalpels, welders, and various other devices and energon.
Tools and supplies, many of which are located in his paws/forearms and can be traded out for others, like a kittypaw swiss army knife:
medical scanner
medical datapad
variously sized welders/laser scalpels
wire-saw
ratchet/wrenches
rubber mallet
gauged wire strippers
tweezers/microgrippers
trocar
clamps/forceps
sealant
drill
jumper cables/energy pack
endoscope
suction tubing
rivet gun/rivets
extra wiring/tubing
roll of micro mesh for patching
cleanser/solvent
cloth/mesh cloth
medical grade energon
mineral additives
...mixed case of spare optics of all colors/sizes
Energon wine for personal use
But no actual weapons at all.
*Starting Polarity: Uhhhhh IDEK
If AU, how does your character differ from canon?: NADA
Writing Samples
*First Person Sample: ...Alright, I know I'm not that drunk. This isn't the space station, or Fortress Maximus or Cybertron. At least not the one I know. Your big...drone fellow was clear enough on that one.
So I guess I should find out who else got dragged here with me.
[He sounds very put-upon. And only slightly slurred.]
If anyone has seen a horribly bright cassette by the name of Sundor, a little pink singer named Roseanna, or any of those other singing little organics...
You didn't see me.
[He waves a paw nonchalantly, faintly unbalanced by the sudden shortage of limbs to stand on.]
Not enough energon wine in my entire subspace.
...Oh yes, and if you see Ultra Magnus, tell him I still think this is a stupid idea. He'll need much better bribery material this time around.
Pre. War. Vintage.
[A huffy nod followed by a lashing tail, and the feed cuts out.]
*Third Person Sample: Standing up unsteadily on four legs, the cassette quickly took stock of his situation.
In one piece: check. (Forelimbs were always a stanch doublecheck thank you very much.)
In possession of all his supplies: check. (He never left the carrier-mech without them!)
Mildly overcharged: thankfully, check!
Minus several obnoxiously colored cassettes and singing, kissy organics: checkcheckcheck.
...Which was frightfully, regrettably unusual, as of late. Shaking off the last of the debris and inebriation, Glit quickly trotted up the tallest, most stable looking junk pile around, quickly scanning the lay of the land. The sheer amount of debris, with much of it Cybertronian in design, made him immediately think battle ground, armor tensing up in response.
But there was no scent of spilt energon in the air; no burning fuel and metal or cries of the wounded. Not even an old battleground, given the lack of long-dead shells, and Primus knew there were all too many of those around!
No, this was something new...
Tension melting out of his plating, Glit set out to explore with a curiosity large enough to match the felinoid appearance of his frame.
Final Notes: FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED AND VENTURED INTO THE FORBIDDEN LAND.
*Name/Alias: Goa
*Your Journal: Edaioga
*Age: 26
*Contact Information: edaigoa@plurk
*Characters already in the game: IDW!Optimus Prime, Sari Sumdac
Character Information
*Character Name: Decepticon Medic Glit (As a Obscure Canon Character, considering his canon exists somewhere on the dregs of the internet...you just can't FIND IT.)
*Character Canon: Transformers: G1 Kiss Players (aka The Abomination; the Dregs of Fandom; and Even Japan Thinks It's Creepy)
*Age: Adult
*Race: Cybertronian; specifically, the 'Cassette-cat' subclass.
*Timeline/Pull Point:
*History:
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28fiction%29
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Glit
http://www.toyvey.com/kisskiss/characters/glit.html
http://www.soundwavesoblivion.com/techspecs/techskissplay.html
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers:_Kiss_Players_%28radio_drama%29
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/10_Volume
SO YEAH basically after Transformers the Movie (G1 1986 edition) apparently there was this whole other sub-timeline that took place after Unicron was defeated and before season three and Galvatron's return. It seems that after Galvatron was flung out into space, instead of landing on Thrull immediately, he crash-landed on Earth, completely thrashing Tokyo in the process.
Surprise?
Besides raining down destruction from the sky, the impact caused his Unicron-infected...robo-cells...to be flung out into Earth's atmosphere. They are apparently quite infectious, be it for animals or cars or whatever, because these cells were capable of turning these normal beings or objects into the infamous Legion
The fallout from a devastated Tokyo and crazy hentai Legion things running around eating girls was pretty immense, as you might expect. The Earth Defense Command turned against their Autobot partners in favor of defending humans alone.
By 2006, Transformers - Autobot and Decepticon alike - were booted off earth by the EDC, and kept off, thanks to a anti-electron field surrounding the entire planet. Not that that took care of the Legion problem.
Then there was the little fact that any person infected by the cells gained the ability to fuse/meld with any other being containing the same infected cells.
...By kissing it of course.
These girls (and only girls are mentioned) were used to battle the Legion by joining with their own EDC-engineered Transformers, 'Autoroopers'. ...And then Optimus Prime comes back from the dead.
This leads to the terrible, horrible adventures of Atari Hitotonari , Marissa Faireborn, and Shaoshao Li kissing robots and getting covered in robo-goo (why is there such a thing???) and looking terribly, horribly younger than they are actually supposed to be as they fight the Legion. Optimus gains a new (alternator's!) body, as does Hot Rod (he's there too!), only to die again (of course) when all the Unicron-tainted cells must be brought together again to rid the world of the threat of the
This is where Kiss Players Position comes in. To regain some of the (very, very) soured good will between humans and transformers, Ultra Magnus decides to...create a Cybertronian singing group! Autobots Roseanna and Sundor, and Decepticon Medic Glit have conveniently been waiting on space station Nana, harassing Teletran 10 and 15 since before the anti-electron field came down. (Mostly, Glit has been getting quite drunk.) Ultra Magnus orders them to come to earth to sing their little cassette sparks out! (Why singing? WHO KNOWS.) They are joined by Atari, Marissa, and Shaoshao to form the Kiss Players singing sensation!
...Glit requires bribery in the form of being copiously drunk on energon wine to participate in this tomfoolery. But perform they do, starting off on a world tour for the sake of human-Cybertronian relations!
Eventually, before they can all become the weirdest contestants ever on The Next Cybertronian Idol, the girls are kidnapped away for a jaunt through time and space to gather up the fragments of
...Wow. What happened to all the gross kissing again?
Not that Glit knows this, as that is the point he will be pulled from.
Before all this, Glit was a Decepticon Medic. The Decepticon medic, apparently. Good enough that Megatron was forced to spare him for healing Autobot soldiers on the battlefield, due to his own men protesting the cassette's punishment. Apparently, he is something of an equal-opportunity medic, repairing everyone he can get his dirty little paws on.
Somehow (probably through copious amounts of owed favors) Glit survived the long-lasting Decepticon-Autobot conflict, and fell in with Ultra Magnus' crew after the defeat of Megatron and Galvatron.
And what was his reward? SINGING KISS PLAYERS.
*Personality: Glit is as stubborn as his cat-like design might imply...and that is about the extent of his similarities to a feline, or at least as far as the more aggressive traits go. His primary function and motivation is healing, rather than warfare or infiltration, unlike others who share his design. He is stubborn enough remain true to this primary function despite millennia of warfare and destruction, healing everyone he comes across with equal care...even if they are the opposite faction.
Surprise, Glit isn't an Autobot - he is a Decepticon, one with enough of a soft streak that he doesn't even carry any weaponry. He is a healer. Everything on him is made for healing. So he won't kill anyone. No, not even for self-defense.
But while his healing methods can include a healthy dose of insults and foul language, if they won't sit down, shut up, and let him work...he doesn't have a truly aggressive strut in his body. But he is a Decepticon, and one who remains loyal to the cause even after Megatron threatened to have his forelimbs cut off for the treachery of healing an Autobot commander. He may be a noble medic willing to help anyone - but he still has to look out for himself. And the Decepticons seemed like they would be the winning team.
After all, you can't heal anyone if you're dead.
Of course, this conflict of morals is probably why he's such a booze
*Powers/Abilities: First and foremost, Glit is a medic. But not just any medic - the best Decepticon surgeon in his universe of origin. He has the skills to treat any number of battlefield injuries; supposedly, allowing him on the field will ensure no one dies on either side because he'll try to heal everyone. And somehow succeed.
His olfactory senses are through the roof, capable of catching the scent of spilt energon for search and rescue of wounded; his optics and audials are equally attuned to the signatures of an injured Cybertronian.
He is fairly swift and agile on all four paws, but he is still only medial range in speed.
He transforms- not into even your usual cassette, but a head-cleaning cassette. While it is not visually impressive, this allows him to do maintenance and check-ups on whatever carrier is hosting him at the time, assisting his fellow cassettes.
Also, he can apparently sing. Especially when pissed on energon wine.
*Inventory: A full allotment of medical supplies; his hip-mounted 'rockets' are actually carrying cases for his tools and supplies. He is armed with laser scalpels, welders, and various other devices and energon.
Tools and supplies, many of which are located in his paws/forearms and can be traded out for others, like a kittypaw swiss army knife:
medical scanner
medical datapad
variously sized welders/laser scalpels
wire-saw
ratchet/wrenches
rubber mallet
gauged wire strippers
tweezers/microgrippers
trocar
clamps/forceps
sealant
drill
jumper cables/energy pack
endoscope
suction tubing
rivet gun/rivets
extra wiring/tubing
roll of micro mesh for patching
cleanser/solvent
cloth/mesh cloth
medical grade energon
mineral additives
...mixed case of spare optics of all colors/sizes
Energon wine for personal use
But no actual weapons at all.
*Starting Polarity: Uhhhhh IDEK
If AU, how does your character differ from canon?: NADA
Writing Samples
*First Person Sample: ...Alright, I know I'm not that drunk. This isn't the space station, or Fortress Maximus or Cybertron. At least not the one I know. Your big...drone fellow was clear enough on that one.
So I guess I should find out who else got dragged here with me.
[He sounds very put-upon. And only slightly slurred.]
If anyone has seen a horribly bright cassette by the name of Sundor, a little pink singer named Roseanna, or any of those other singing little organics...
You didn't see me.
[He waves a paw nonchalantly, faintly unbalanced by the sudden shortage of limbs to stand on.]
Not enough energon wine in my entire subspace.
...Oh yes, and if you see Ultra Magnus, tell him I still think this is a stupid idea. He'll need much better bribery material this time around.
Pre. War. Vintage.
[A huffy nod followed by a lashing tail, and the feed cuts out.]
*Third Person Sample: Standing up unsteadily on four legs, the cassette quickly took stock of his situation.
In one piece: check. (Forelimbs were always a stanch doublecheck thank you very much.)
In possession of all his supplies: check. (He never left the carrier-mech without them!)
Mildly overcharged: thankfully, check!
Minus several obnoxiously colored cassettes and singing, kissy organics: checkcheckcheck.
...Which was frightfully, regrettably unusual, as of late. Shaking off the last of the debris and inebriation, Glit quickly trotted up the tallest, most stable looking junk pile around, quickly scanning the lay of the land. The sheer amount of debris, with much of it Cybertronian in design, made him immediately think battle ground, armor tensing up in response.
But there was no scent of spilt energon in the air; no burning fuel and metal or cries of the wounded. Not even an old battleground, given the lack of long-dead shells, and Primus knew there were all too many of those around!
No, this was something new...
Tension melting out of his plating, Glit set out to explore with a curiosity large enough to match the felinoid appearance of his frame.
Final Notes: FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED AND VENTURED INTO THE FORBIDDEN LAND.
